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Recurring quotes

Pound it!
Kaalki, Full Gallop!
Kaalki, Dismount!

Season 1


Let's review the official rules. Two laps around the fountains, approximately 500 yards. The first one over the line's declared the victor! If Kim triumphs, Alix will relinquish her rollerblades to him. If Alix triumphs, Kim will be prohibited from making another dare for the rest of the school year.


What about Adrien? He was in at least four-and-a-half seconds of that video!

Dark Cupid

Technically speaking, this reasoning is only exhibited in about 87% of all fairy tales and—
Operation Valentine's Day is commencing. According to my extensive research and cross-referencing of online shopping sites, this particular jewel was ranked highest in popularity.
[Chloé's] route is highlighted here in yellow, yours in red. If you run at ten miles per hour you're gonna gain a four-and-a-half minute advance on her. Halt and wait here facing northwest — the third most romantic spot in Paris! Go, go, go!


Principal Damocles is only allowing us to use the school until 6 pm sharp — which leaves us nine hours, twelve minutes, and twelve seconds. 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...


Let's see. With a six feet-per-second wind behind you and the sun at 45 degrees to the northeast... I don't think you'd be a rotten egg; you'd be lunch.


Awesome job. We're gonna make a killer combo!
This is a travesty. An unequivocal travesty!
I'll be at Level 2 in no time! My skills are indisputable! I am unstoppable! Hahahaha!
Game over, Marinette!
My calculations indicate that your system's about to crash!
Hahahaha! You've forgotten the rules. I saved my last level! Respawn!
Let's show 'em who's gold!

Season 2

Despair Bear

Thanks for the invite, Chloé.


We won't let you hurt Marinette.


Of course you're my best friend! I'm 100% affirmative! But I am also 98.2% positive that the teachers are not ready for...this advancement of evolution!
It's Dino-33, a malicious computer virus! Let me try something!
[Markov]'s the most highly-evolved type of robot there is!
[Markov]'s not just some toy. He's my friend. He's as emotionally intelligent and sensitive as any human being!
Ladybug and Cat Noir haven't done you any wrong! Let them go! Being human also means being fair!
Sorry, Robostus, but I can't let you execute your program! I have to stop you!
I don't want you to change. I want you to be like you were before! [...] If you want us to remain friends, you've got to stop this right now! I'm friends with Markov, not you!
Perhaps it's best if I don't [turn Markov on].


You're 3 minutes and 37 seconds late; everybody's already inside.
Chloé watching Mecha Monkey vs. Cyber Shark 3? I think your swimming cap's on too tight, Kim.
True to form. We'll save you both a seat.


A 99.56% certainty!

Catalyst (Heroes' Day - Part 1)

What idea is this, Lila?

Miraculous Adventures

Issue 2

You're only 1,535.03 seconds late! Well done!
Miraculous holders

Adrien Agreste/Cat NoirMarinette Dupain-Cheng/LadybugWang Fu

Reoccurring Miraculous holders

Chloé Bourgeois/Queen BeeAlya Césaire/Rena RougeLuka Couffaine/ViperionMax Kanté/PegasusNino Lahiffe/CarapaceLê Chiến Kim/King Monkey



Main villains

Gabriel Agreste/Hawk MothNathalie Sancoeur/Mayura

Other characters

Marc AncielAurore BeauréalIvan BruelManon ChamackJuleka CouffaineMylène HaprèleAlix KubdelNathaniel KurtzbergRose LavillantOndineSabrina RaincomprixLila RossiKagami TsurugiWayhem


Vincent AzaThéo BarbotAndré BourgeoisAudrey BourgeoisCaline BustierButler JeanAlec CataldiNora CésaireNadja ChamackSabine ChengAnarka CouffaineMr. DamoclesGina DupainTom DupainSimon GrimaultJalil KubdelMs. MendeleievClara NightingalePhilippeRoger RaincomprixXavier RamierPenny RollingBob RothSanta ClausJagged StoneXY



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