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[ Theme Song ]

Scene: Miss Bustier's classroom. Miss Bustier is teaching the class.

Miss Bustier: In 1670 Moliere was commissioned by King Louis the 14th, nicknamed the Sun King, to write a play that was meant to ridicule a certain ambassador-
(Plagg flies down to the science classroom by going through the floor. Tikki sees Plagg and flies down to the science classroom as well.)
Tikki: Plagg, you promised me you wouldn't go back there!
Plagg: Sorry, Sugarcube, but I can't resist such irresistible beauty! Here it sits everyday beckoning me with its gooey lusciousness. And everytime I eat it, it just pops right back up the very next day!
Tikki: Don't you think it's strange that this gross stinky thing just reappears in the same spot day after day?
Plagg: That's precisely why I call it the magic cheese!
(Ms. Mendeleiev pops up from underneath the teachers' desk, holding a green net, and traps Tikki and Plagg inside it.)
Tikki: Yargh!
Ms. Mendeleiev: Ahh... I've got you at last strange creatures.
(Tikki pulls Plagg away from eating the cheese and phases through the net.)
Tikki: This is exactly why you should always listen to me. Let's get out of here!
(Ms. Mendeleiev barely misses them with the net and the net gets stuck on a faucet and she trips.)
Ms. Mendeleiev: Ugh... and they speak too?!
(Tikki goes through the wall but Plagg lets go of her hand.)
Plagg: I can't. (Tikki goes back) It's impossible to abandon such a creamy cosy Reblochon!
(Ms. Mendeleiev charges at Tikki but misses every time. Then, Ms. Mendeleiev trips.)
Tikki: Plagg!

Scene: Ms. Bustier's classroom. Constant thumping can be heard. Ms. Bustier looks up.

Class: Huh? Hey? What is going on?
Ms. Bustier: (claps to get the class' attention) Stay focused on Moliere and his plays.

Scene: Ms. Mendeleiev's classroom. Ms. Mendeleiev continues her persuit of the kwami. Plagg has finished the entire cheese and both the kwami leave the classroom.

Ms. Mendeleiev: (gets up) Ugh, go ahead and run away. I have proof of my great scientific discovery! (scene shows a camera taped in a corner of the room)

Scene: Miss Bustier's class. The kwami return the their respective owner's bags. The bell rings and everyone leaves the classroom. Faint conversation can be heard from classmates, but not enough to be intelligible.

Scene: Marinette's room. It's late and Marinette is writing in her diary. Tikki flies up and Marinette closes it.

Tikki: Hmm. You don't want me reading your little secrets, Marinette?
Marinette: (places her diary in its designated box as seen in Darkblade) I don't have any secrets from you, Tikki. You're the only one I can discuss my double life with. Even my parents or Alya don't know me as well as you do. I'm so happy to have you, Tikki. You're the only being I can really be myself with, without ever having to lie.
Tikki: I'm really happy to have you too.
Marinette: Good night, Tikki.
Tikki: Good night, Marinette. (as soon as Marinette closes her eyes, she opens hers. Having made sure Marinette is asleep, she floats to the roof) Plagg, we must tell our owners or Master Fu the truth about what happened today.
Plagg: Chill out, Sugarcube. Don't forget that nobody can capture or record us.
Tikki: I know that, but we were actually seen by a human. And at school, too! That could jeopardize our owners' secret identities.
Plagg: Aaw, okay, I promise you I won't eat any more magic cheese ever again and really what's the worst that could happen anyway.

Scene: Ms. Mendeleiev's classroom. Alya raises her hand and stands up.

Alya: Mr. Damocles, can you confirm rumors that Ms. Mendeleiev isn't here today, because she'll be appearing on the Alternative Truth TV show?
Kim: Where everything isn't always true, (dabs) but nothing's really false! (crosses arms)
Mr. Damocles: (shakes head and pinches nose) It is indeed quite possible that Ms. Mendeleive has made a scientific discovery of utmost importance.
Juleka, Mylène, Nino and Kim: Can we watch the show, please, dude?
Plagg: (Tikki and Plagg share worried looks) Huh…?
Alix: (facepalsm) Ugh, my brother is one of the guests, too...

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, Library. The entire class is watching the show on the television there.

Alec: And we're back for the next segment of Alternative Truth (Kim recites too) where everything isn't always true (dab), but nothing's really false! Let's welcome our last guest today: Ms. Mendeleiev, a science teacher at Françoise Dupont highschool.
Kim: Heyy, that's our teacher! (claps)
Mr. Damocles: Kim, sit down, please.
Ms. Mendeleiev: Hello, thank you for having me.
Alec: (reads from tablet) You're going to describe an innovative scientific theory to our panel of experts who will then decide if it's true or false.
Kim: True or false!
Damocles: Sit.
Alec: So, Ms. Mendeleive you already know our jury, its members are, as always: the famous singer XY and the one and only Mr. Banana!
Mr. Banana: (flexes both arms) Stay peachy!
Alec: And the incredible Manon Chamack, daughter of our favorite news reporter Nadja Chamack. Over to you Ms. Mendeleiev.
Ms. Mendeleiev: What are you about to witness is proof of the existence of interdimensional creatures with incredible powers who can move through matter and seem to be attracted to aged cheese. (Adrien looks shocked at the screen and so does Marinette) I discovered the first of these creatures soon after school began in September, (Tikki stares at Plagg and Plagg stares back) I started observing it closely. Then, I discovered a second one. I have proof, watch closely: you can't see the creatures themselves because they are not filmable but look right there. (points at cheese the cheese, which is being eaten bite by bite; Mr. Banana laughs) Given that I was unable to capture these creatures on video, I've made sketches of them to give you an idea of what they look like.
Chloé: What's that even supposed to be?
Max: I seriously doubt this show was remotely scientific whatsoever.
Alec: Ms. Mendeleiev, (Marinette looks extremely uncomfortable and crawls away, at the same time, so does Adrien; Adrien notices Marinette running away, but follows nonetheless) are you actually serious about chasing cheese-eating ghosts?
Ms. Mendeleiev: I'm always serious.

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, outside the library. Marinette takes the stairs to the left and Adrien the ones on the right. Marinette walks to the girls' restroom. Marinette goes into a stall, closes the door and opens her purse.

Marinette: I though we didn't keep secrets from one another...
Tikki: I didn't want to bother you with kwami nonsense. Besides, I though the problem had been resolved, I promised he wouldn't eat any of that magic cheese anymore.
Marinette: Wait a sec! If Plagg was there too, that means he was here in this school, which means that Cat Noir is a student at Françoise Dupont, just like me?! And if I just figured this out, then that means that Cat Noir probably just figured out that I figured out that he figured it out!
Tikki: Uh, no not at all! You know, Plagg would travel for miles just to sink his teeth into good cheese. (giggles awkwardly)
Marinette: (crosses arms) You see the problem now is that I'm always going to wonder whether you're lying or not. (Tikki flies out of her purse and sighs; Marinette holds her hands up so Tikki can sit on them)
Tikki: I'm so sorry, Marinette.
Marinette: It's okay. I know you're trying to protect me, if I figure out who he is, I'll have to give up my Miraculous and Ladybug so I won't try, and I hope he doesn't either.

Scene: Library. The students are still watching the show.

Alec: It's time for our jury to vote and tell us if the theories we heard tonight are (Kim joins) true or false! (Kim quickly sits down when Mr. Damocles glares at him) Jalil Kubdel hypothesised that Egyptian pyramids are in fact alien spaceships that came down to Earth because they ran out of gas. What do you think?
Kim: (pointing at the screen) Alix look! It's your brother! (Alix sighs and groans. On the TV, the panels on all three of the juries' tables turns green)
Alec: (pointing at the screen with a green tick in it) Our jury has been convinced! Jalil succeeds!
Jalil: (throws arms up) True or false!
Kim Wo-hoh! (throws arms up) Your brother's won! (lowers arms) Awesome! (Alix, still cringing, gives Kim a thumbs up)
Alec: Theory number two. (puts up two fingers) Mr. Vincent Aza hypothesised that snow is in fact: boogers from a giant who lives in the clouds! (points up; the panels of Manon and XY light up green, but the panel of Mr. Banana turns red)
Alec: Mr. Banana was not convinced.
Mr. banana: No, but stay peachy! (flexes arms)
Alec: But you do have two votes, which means that you, too, have won, Vincent! (a green tick appears on the screen) Last but not least, Ms. Mendeleiev has hypothesised that there were interdimentional creatures who like to eat cheese. (all panels light up red and a red cross appears on the screen; ominous laughter can be heard in the background) I'm very sorry, Ms. Mendeleiev, but your fake video footage, failed to convince out panel of experts.
Mr. Banana: Stay peachy! (flexes)
Ms. Mendeleiev: It wasn't fake, I swear! This is an authentic major scientific discovery!
Alec: You're welcome to come back when you manage to capture your invisible cheese eating creatures! (everyone on set laughs at her)

Scene: Hawk Moth's lair. Hawk Moth's window opens.

Hawk Moth: Now there's a very familiar emotion. (holds up his hand and a butterfly lands on it; transforms it into an Akuma) Fly away, my little Akuma, and evilize her misunderstood heart! (the Akuma flies out the window)

Scene: Ms. Mendeleiev is sitting on a chair in the TVi studio dressing room, holding a camera. The Akuma possesses the camera

Hawk Moth: Kwamibuster, I am Hawk Moth. They made a mockery of your science, I am ready to believe you.
Ms. Mendeleiev: Really?
Hawk Moth Of course. These interdimentional creatures are called Kwamis. And I'm giving you the power to capture them, but in return you must get me Ladybug and Cat Noir's magic jewels, their miraculous.
Ms. Mendeleiev: You can count on me Hawk Moth. Soon, I'll be the greatest scientist in the whole world! [laughs evily as the dark purple ether covers her]

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, boys' restroom. Adrien is in a stall with Plagg.

You could've been captured! That was so irresponsible of you!
Plagg: Puh-lease, it's impossible to capture a Kwami. May I remind you that we can move through matter and we can't be filmed or photographed? You're as much of a party pooper as Sugarcube.
Adrien: Sugarcube? Who's Sugarcube?
Plagg: Tikki, Ladybug's Kwami. [realises what he said]
Adrien: Wait a second. If Tikki was there, too, then that means she was here at school, which means Ladybug is a student here at Françoise Dupont just like me, which means I probably know Ladybug already.
Plagg: Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, Library. The TV show is coming to an end.

Alec: Thank you to all our scientists and members of the jury! We'll see you again next week for another edition of [Kim joins] Alternative Truth! [Mr. Damocles cringes]
Alya: I feel sorry for Ms. Mendeleiev.
Chloé: I feel sorry for myself that she's my teacher.
Kwamibuster: [At the TVi studio] Wait! The show's not over! I am Kwamibuster! And I'm going to conduct one last scientific experiment!

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, girls' restroom.

Marinette: I just can't stop thinking about who Cat Noir really is he has to be one of the boys

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, locker room. Marinette and Adrien the telephone rings and back to restrooms. The boths touch the phone they are in danger to see the news.

Nadja Chamack: A new akuma toys person has appeared near the TVi studio it appears to be a teacher from Françoise Dupont high schools.
Kwamibuster: This safety vault will withstand a 50-story fall true or false.
Alec: False! It won't!

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, girls' restroom.

Marinette: We gotta go, Tikki. I have to find a way to convince Cat Noir that Marinette Dupain-Cheng can't possibly be Ladybug otherwise I won't to be able to be Ladybug anymore. Tikki, spots on! (transforms into Ladybug)

Scene: Collège Françoise Dupont, boys' restroom.

Plagg: Adrien, won't you like summon me to jump in action or something
Adrien: Plagg, what if Marinette were Ladybug
Plagg: Marinette, nah. Besides you souldn't be trying to find out more if you discovered Ladybugs true identity you'd have to give your Miraculous back so if I were you I'd act like nothing's going on that's what I always do and there's a problem and it's always worked out just fine for me
Adrien: Maybe for once I better listen to you. Plagg, claws out! (transforms into Cat Noir)

Scene: TVi studio rooftop.

Alec: Let me go don't!
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Excellent, Kwamibuster. Ladybug and Cat Noir will have to come to this MCS rescue and
Kwamibuster: I can easily capture their kwamis. (Kwamibuster fall in the safe, but Ladybug's yo-yo save the safe) So predictable.
Alec: Thanks, Ladybug.
Cat Noir: You have the answer was true, Ladybug. defies the laws of science.
Kwamibuster: I'm going to capture your kwamis improve to everyone that thease magic creatures really do exist true or false.
Ladybug: I don't think it matters because we're not gonna give you a chance to prove anything
Cat Noir: I love this plan. I'm excited to be part of it. Let's do it!
Kwamibuster: I am the scientist
Cat Noir: You're no scientist you're more like a game show host
Kwamibuster: Whole world that I am a great scientist and that I made a major discovery
Cat Noir: Well, I heard you're Kwami was with it
Ladybug:My Kwami was trying to talk some sense into yours I get the felling you two are perfect match
Cat Noir: This Kwamibuster village she's Collège Françoise Dupont right
Ladybug: Don't forget the rules Cat Noir. We can't know each other secret identities
Cat Noir: Ladybug!
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) You can find out who Ladybug is and take her Miraculous from her she's powerless now that she's lost her Kwami

[Superpower Sequence]
Cat Noir: Cataclysm!

Kwamibuster: Now to seize your Kwami, cat true or false.

Scene: Camcorder inside.

Tikki: Don't waste your energy we can't go through it it's magic this is all because of your cheese
Plagg: Addiction I still have my Cataclysm
Tikki: Oh no you can't control it you're Cataclysm could destroy the whole city and make things even worse
Plagg: So how are you planning to get us out of here sugar cube
Tikki: I'm not and I'm sure Ladybug will

Scene: TVi studio rooftop.

Kwamibuster: I already have your Kwamis and soon I'll have your Miraculous true or false.

Scene: Fu's massage shop.

Marinette: Master, Tikki and Plagg captured and Cat Noir discover my secret identity
Master Fu: Both well aware of the consequences
Marinette: Of that and that's why I'm going to fix everything and save Tikki
Master Fu: (opens the gramophone to get the Miracle Box; he places the box on the floor before Marinette and opens it) Marinette Dupain-Cheng, you have to pick a Miraculous, only this time we won't be giving it to someone else you wear it yourself until you get it back (picks up all the Miraculous) You can do that merging Miraculous would give you way too much power it could make you lose your mind
Marinette: Don't worry Master I only need one power the mouse Im'm just wearing the other Miraculous so I can free the Kwamis I need him to pull off my plan

[Transformation Sequence]
Marinette: Mullo, to scream! (Marinette transforms into Multimouse)

Multimouse: And now I'm Multimouse
Master Fu: Are you sure about this, Marinette?
Multimouse: If I don't do it who else whould if you Kwamibuster to capture the villains akuma I've got a safety can get my Ladybug's powers Back first to do that I'll let myself get captured

[Superpower Sequence]
Multimouse: Multitude!

Multimouse: Mullo, Trixx, Unify! (Multimouse then transformed into Multifox)
Multifox: And now I'm Multifox Come on
Master Fu: If Marinette fails Hawk Moth will claim almost every Miraculous for himself
Wayzz: She's never failed, Master

Scene: TVi studio.

Kwamibuster: True or false. Cat Noir as disguised himself as Mr. Banana
Adrien: Stay peachy!
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Soon we'll discover Cat Noir true identity and his Miraculous will be mine
Multifox: At last!
Hawk Moth: (from his lair) There's something you don't see every day Kwamibuster, I promised you Kwamis and here theey are now bring me all the Miraculous in return
Kwamibuster: You can't get away from me You're no match for Kwamibuster
Multimouse: Cat Noir, are is that you?
Adrien: Ladybug? Just when I think I finally know you you managed to surprise me again
Multimouse: That's very sweet of you, but I'm not Ladybug I'm Multimouse Ladybug has sent me to fetch your Miraculous to defeat Kwamibuster
Adrien: How do I know I can trust you
Multimouse: Ladybug trusted me when she gave me a Miraculous didn't
Adrien: She tell her I'm relying on her to bring plod back
Multimouse: Okay thank you Oh yeah Ladybug said you should meet her on the roof

Scene: TVi studio rooftop.


Scene: Camcorder inside.

Plagg: It looks like your owners failed us, Tikki Who our gym Ladybug?
Multimouse: I've never been a new Tikki
Multimouse: Plagg, Mullo, Unify! (Multimouse then transformed into Multinoir)
Multimouse: Tikki, Mullo, Unify! (Multimouse then transformed into Multibug)

[Superpower Sequence]
Multinoir: Cataclysm!

Scene: TVi studio rooftop.

[Superpower Sequence]
Multibug: Lucky Charm!

Multinoir: Plagg, Mullo, Divide! (transforms back into Multimouse)
Multimouse: As promised
Adrien: Thank you, mysterious Multimouse
Plagg: Thank you
Multimouse: See you, Cat Noir

[Superpower Sequence]
Multifox: Mirage!

Plagg: I think you better find a way to convince everyone that you're not a student Collège Françoise Dupont
Adrien: You're right, that would be safer. Plagg, claws out! (transforms into Cat Noir)
Cat Noir: Being Cat Noir is much more appealing than being a banana
Ladybug: Good job, Multimouse thanks to you I got my kwami and Cat Noir
Cat Noir: Awesome plan, girls!
Ladybug: Time to de-evilize! (Ladybug catches the akuma) Bye-bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!
Multimouse:We came we saw we kicked your hat (Multimouse destransforms into Marinette)
Marinette: Now let's give you this back, right
Ladybug: No, not here Marinette you shouldn't have given me the Miraculous back not in front of
Marinette: But I didn't think you kept any secrets from eact other Oh, I'm so clumsy
Ladybug: I'm sorry but now your identity is no longer secret I won't be able yo give you a Miraculous again I'll take Marinette back Cat Noir you take care od Ms. Mendeleiev
Cat Noir: Ladybug, wait I wanted to apologize for my kwami I don't know what he was doing in that elementary school
Ladybug: It was a High school
Cat Noir: Right, true I promise it'll never happen again
Ms. Mendeleiev: Mister cat, would you be willing to testify so that people will know I really did make a scientific discovery
Cat Noir: I'm sorry, Ms. Mendeleiev but I can't do that and you have to help us keep it a secret if you want us to protect Paris from Hawk Moth
Ms. Mendeleiev: I understand I guess I'm just like the Perdiccas way ahead of my time
Cat Noir: Yeah that's right just like it

Scene: Hawk Moth's lair.

Hawk Moth: All his Kwamis so many powers if I can capture them first I will form my own army of Miraculous wearing super villains and defeat Ladybug and Cat Noir once and for all I must find a guardian (close the window)

Scene: TVi studio rooftop.

Multifox: Trixx, Mullo, Divide! (transforms back into Multimouse)
Multibug: Mullo, Tikki, Divide! (transforms back into Ladybug)
Ladybug: No more evil-doing for you, little Akuma. Time to de-evilize! (Ladybug catches the akuma) Gotcha! Bye-bye, little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!

Scene: Fu's massage shop.

Marinette: Don't worry Master Cat Noir I wouldn't imagine in a million years a time Ladybug and now I know that he's not a student Françoise Dupont she thought it was an elementary school
Tikki: Marinette have you had been forced to give up being Ladybug because of me I would have never forgiven myself
Marinette: We all makemistakes Tikki but I know you're a friend I can truly rely on
Master Fu: No Miraculous owner in all of history has ever been mentally and physicallt strong enough to use that many Miraculous at the same time
Wayzz: Marinette truly is special, Master.


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