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Recurring quotes

Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!

—Chloé's Catchphrase

Adrikins!!
Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Pollen, buzz on!
Pollen, buzz off!
Venom!
Pound it!

Season 1

The Bubbler

Wait! Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? Don't tell me it's Adrien's birthday!
It's for Adrien. His first slow dance!
Forget about [the party-goers]. Let's go dance; come on!

Mr. Pigeon

[Marinette]? Win the contest? As if. When Adrien sees my design, he’ll convince his father to award me the winner.
And ruin these nails? Of course not. Daddy'll pay someone to do [the work].
Um, hi Mr. Agreste. I'm Chloé Bourgeois. You know my father, André Bourgeois, the Mayor?
No fair! Marinette copied my design! It's scandalous; how could you do that?

Timebreaker

Adrikins, whatcha got there? Some super-old case or something?
If it's Alix's [watch], it's probably worthless.
As if! I totally had nothing to do with this.

Lady Wifi

Hey there! Hi! You look totally fab! Uh, no, not you. Hey, it's still a month from Halloween, you know!
Uh... up too late DJ-ing, Nino? Obviously you didn't get your beauty sleep.
My locker is my secret garden! He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force!
Only my very soul [was stolen]!

The Evillustrator

Ooh! Look, Sabrina! It's [Nathaniel] as a superhero! And look who he's saving — it's Marinette! He is so totally crushing on you, Marinette!
Not only am I Sabrina's best friend, I'm her only friend; so she better do what I say, 'cause without me, she has nothing.
Yeesss! Ladybug just said I'm adorable! I totally need a picture of the two of us together!
Sit, kitty! Now, make it sound purr-fect for my presentation. See what I did? I made a cat joke! Ah! I can be funny.
"Boo-hoo-hoo! I'm so sorry, miss, but after what happened in the library, I simply couldn't work on my project! It would've been too... traumatic! Just look what it's done to my... my... hair!" ...Oh, please. Who's going to believe that?! Even a stupid hairdryer couldn't make me look bad.
Ah! My 'chinelle' dresses! My Tourbillon heels! You're... you're a monster!
It's not true! Everyone adores me!

Rogercop

I wonder how many croissants your dad would have to sell to buy you one of these? What am I saying? He'd have to sell the whole store!
Good! Let's call Ladybug! I'm sure she'll actually do something!
Excuse me, Mr. Rogercop! I know that Marinette girl is the one who stole my bracelet. She must be arrested!
Go, Ladybug, go!

Dark Cupid

That's not what this [signing] is. This is a petition against cruelty to hamsters. Have you seen some of the ugly sweaters they're forced to wear? It's appalling.
Keep dreaming all you want, girls, but the boy is mine.
Uh, she's not crying enough!!
Wait till everyone gets a load of this!
No offense, Kim, but my heart's saved for someone more awesome than you.
Don't you just hate how harsh love can be???
Ugh! I never said 18-karat gold! Those gold tones will never match my 24-karat toilet! Idiots!
That's Adrien, a super-hot guy in my class. And rich, too! He's hot for me, of course.
My hair! There is nothing worse in this world than a bad hair day! First, Ladybug wrinkles my new jacket! Second, you totally ruined my hair! Just go ahead and just change me already! This day can't get any worse!!!

Horrificator

And the Oscar for best pathetic scaredy-cat, afraid of its own shadow, goes to... Mylène!
Always trying to save the day, aren't you, Marinette? Good luck finding the filthy hole that scaredy-cat's hiding in!
Oh, who cares who wrote what? We got to film this thing!
I'm not scared of that Horrificator thingy, Officer Whatever-Your-Name-Is. Now kiss me!!
Then let's just make Agent Smith a nurse instead! That'll fix everything.
How brilliant am I? Even that dimwit Marinette liked the idea.
Hey, wait a minute! Marinette never likes my ideas. I think you've all been duped!
Cut! I knew it! [...] Well played, Marinette! All that speech about working together, then you stab me right in the back!
We're way better off on our own than sticking with the others. Why would we stay with the group when we could just hide out on our own?
It's a good thing I come up with brilliant ideas like this. [...] We can just relax, and let Cat Noir and Ladybug do all the hard work.
Ladybug! It's me, Chloé Bourgeois!

Darkblade

I've watched how my daddy wins every election, and I'm going to follow in his footsteps. I know just how to win!
The secret to winning in politics is ruining your opponent's reputation!
Wow! You can actually accomplish something when you put my mind to it!
Remarkable. You actually sound like a class rep. Too bad you don't have a chance of winning.
I guess we'll find out [Marinette's secrets] as soon as I get my hands on a chainsaw.
If indeed you vote for me, I'll provide you with an answer. Tomorrow.

Princess Fragrance

I thought someone packed a tuna fish sandwich, but it turns out that it's Rose's perfume.
What kind of stuffed animal is this? Who left this here? The Prince will never have seen one like this before, and when he lays eyes on me, Prince Ali will forget all about those sick kids.
[To Rose] You thought I was serious?! You think I wanna get anywhere near this fish funk?
"Here's a gift for the sick children, Prince. Oh, it's nothing, really! Stop flattering me, ahahahahahaha!" No, "Ahaha-hahaha!" There. That's better!
Pizza...? Eugh, don't get that peasant food anywhere near me!
Ahahahahaha, you're flattering me. It is so kind of me though, isn't it?
What?! That [smell]'s not me! [...] It—It is me! Ewww!
Prince Ali, you're safe! Aren't you glad I'm safe, too? So, shall we continue where we left off?

Ladybug & Cat Noir

So why don't you just go and sit beside that new girl over there? Listen, Adrien's arriving today, and since that's going to be his seat, this is going to be my seat. Get it?
Can you believe [Marinette] doesn't know who Adrien is? What rock have you been living under?
What're you gonna do, super-newbie [Alya]? Shoot beams at me with your glasses?

Stoneheart

Once a monster, always a monster!
Look out, [Alya]'s angry! She's going to split her underwear and turn into a huge muscly monster!
The brats that sat here yesterday need a little attitude adjustment. I'm just commanding a bit of respect, that's all.
You have no idea who you're dealing with. My daddy, the Mayor, will bring in the police, the army, the entire cavalry!
Ugh. All this lovey-dovey stuff is making me sick.
Help! I promise I'll be nice to everyone, say please and thank you all—I didn't promise.

Pixelator

Oh, look what the cat dragged in. Let me handle this, Adrien. Watch and learn. Excuse me... Excuse me!! You can't be a guest at this hotel! My father only allows the most important celebrities, like me.
Moi? Oh my, you're flattering me!! Keep going!
You mean we're stuck here? Just... just the two of us?
Ladybug! Remember me? Your biggest fan? Please, please get us out of here. It's terrible in here! I mean, it's only terrible when you're not around[, Adrien].
Scared, moi? As if! No way!

Guitar Villain

Hi, Adrikins! There you are! Amazing Chloé has got a surprise for you! She knows you're a fan of Jagged Stone!
Is Chloé the best, or is Chloé the best?

Kung Food

Oh look who it is! My favorite person, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. I mean, seriously? Does your mom's uncle really expect to win the contest with a soup!? It's not even a main dish! Please! Doesn't he know how to make sushi like everyone else?
Do you have to tie me up above this foul-smelling liquid? My designer clothes are going to stink of grease!
Seriously? Still making soup? I told you I hate soup! You think the jury is going to approve of this?

Reflekta

Look Sabrina, they're up front in the baby seats! Go on, rugrats! Don't forget to take your thumbs out of your mouths!!
Wait just one minute!! I'm supposed to be in the middle row, right next to Adrien. Preferably the center. Look, we're the same size!
Aha! Caught red-handed, Marinette Dupain-Cheng! The principal will love my video of you snooping around his office!
Ha! You can keep the phone! I'll just buy another one!
What in the — do you realize how much my outfit cost?!?
Like I'd want to be part of their stupid photo anyway!

Antibug

Ugh, I haven't got a thing to wear! Those [shoes] are too pink, those were so last season, these didn't cost nearly enough, and those are never in season! Ugh, I hate all of these!
It wasn't [Mylène], it's—it's some invisible mystical thing, like a leprechaun or a unicorn without the horn.
Ladybug! I knew you'd come to save me! You know, considering what good friends we are!
I never have run-ins with anyone. Everybody absolutely loves me.
That's the problem! You never know anything! That crocodile has a larger brain than you! Get out; I never want to see you again!
I don't see anyone; [Sabrina] must be invisible! As far as I'm concerned, she doesn't even exist!
The akuma has to be in the designer pin I bought [Sabrina]. She's wearing it on her sweater, such an unfortunate, ugly sweater. It was a gift from me.
You're calling me a liar? How dare you?! I was your hugest fan, but not anymore! You don't deserve my devotion! Ugh!
You can count on me, Hawk Moth! There will only be one heroine in Paris. Me, Antibug!
Hahahahaha! What[, Ladybug]? You're going to defeat me with marbles? Child's play.
See? You're nothing without your Cat Noir!
I might reconsider. [...] I might just have to stay your most devoted fan after all!
And put it on your sweater. It'll make it less horrible.

Volpina

Why did Jagged Stone write a song about Lila when he could've written it about me?!

Season 2

Santa Claws

Merry Christmas, Marinette! But I hate your guts, don't you forget.

The Collector

This is a terrible tragedy! [...] Adrien's never coming back to school. Ever!

Prime Queen

Err, seriously Nadja? Surely, no one would be the first caller but me. I'm only the most prestigious fan of Ladybug.
Oh, I don't have a question. I just wanted to say hi, since as you all know, we're such very good friends - Ladybug, Cat Noir, and I!
Hey! You're not allowed to come in here! Security.
Hey, watch it! You're wrinkling my clothes! Do you realize how much they cost?
Ugh, this can't be happening to me! I never, ever take the subway train! It's so, so, not me!
Ladybug, Cat Noir! I beg you! Save my jacket!
Ugh, finally, what took you so long? Hurry up and get me out of this underground nightmare!
Hey! Ugh, wait! What about me? Someone get me out of here!

Despair Bear

Do they seriously think I'm going to get my hands dirty, cooking like some maid? If I want a croissant, I'd just make my butler get it for me.
I'm not so sure my father will react kindly to me being punished without any proof.
Can't you see I'm trying to relax here? Go sweep somewhere else, Cinderella!
They all seemed to enjoy getting dirty making cookies. How's it any different than getting dirty cleaning floors? They should be thanking me if anything.
Adrien says I have to be nice to everyone or he won't be my friend anymore! How can he do this to me, Jean-Michel?
I remember, Jean-Luc. Adrien's going to see just how nice I can be.
How should I know [where the ice cubes are]? I'm not your servant. Go and find them yourself! And if you're so hot, why don't you take off your fake sheep skin sweater? Throw it in the trash where it belongs. [...] I'm totally joking. I love mutton. I'll get you those ice cubes.
I'm not letting [Marinette] dance with Adrien under my roof!
I've had it with your stupid teddy bear, your stupid advice, and you, Jean, whatever your stupid name is! [...] There's no more Mademoiselle, no more help, no more anything. You are fired! Now, get out!
Let go, you evil dork! You're messing up my hair!
Paws off, Kitty!
Hey, I was really nice just then. Did you see? No? You're all so lame.
Without me, Ladybug and Cat Noir would never have succeeded. I'm even better than you superheroes. I don't even need a costume.
I'm suddenly feeling very generous. I think that thing of yours about being nice might actually make some sense. I've decided to keep you on after all. [...] Don't let the guests go away, Jean-Baptiste. They mustn't miss what's coming up next!
This way, no one can be mad at me for calling the fire department. I'm really nice now, did you notice, Adrikins? Even Ladybug said so! Didn't she, Jean-Pascal?
Aww, Adrikins! So we'll always be best friends, forever? Pinky swear?

Robostus

Puh-lease! Your "friend" is just a talking calculator! There's nothing evolved about that!

Frightningale

Thank you all for coming. You can go home now.
Your "Ladybug" has arrived! So when does the shoot begin?
Aaah...ha ha. It's been a while. Eight years of private classes with Aurélie Dupont from the Paris Op-er-a. I know. I'm breathtaking.
Adrikins and I have known each other since we were little!
Woohoo! We're both going to be in a music video, Adrikins! Or should I say, Adri-cat! Get it? "Adri-cat"?
What?! You want me to be a mere...extra?!
I'm going to call Mom and tell her how all my dreams have been crushed!
It means no more dancing, no more singing today; the nightingale can spread her wings, and fly away! Oh! Did you hear that? I made a rhyme! How talented am I?
Dancing and making rhymes? And why not play the trumpet too, while you're at it?

Zombizou

What do you mean, "today"? My hair is always pretty. Yeah, well, today, Rose, you seem less...annoying.
Yeah, well, you don't have to tell 'em my life story, either. (pushes Sabrina back behind her) Anyway, all that stuff about compliments and love? Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!
Of course I have a heart! Daddy will even buy me a second one if I want.
I do have a present for you, Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
Is it my fault if I'm better than all of you?
Play the hero as much as you like, Kim, but you won't be getting a kiss out of me.
Ow! Great! Now I've twisted my ankle because you weren't fast enough!
People need to stop invading my personal space!
At least I won't get in your way now. Good luck!
Make-up remover? How are you going to save my life with that?
Save us all, Ladybug.
I forgot your birthday, once again. And when I saw everyone had prepared a gift for you, I totally lost it. Because I, too, would've liked to offer you something. I'm sorry, Miss Bustier.
Me? You want me to apologize to the entire class? Ridiculous! They should be thanking me for saving everybody.

Style Queen

She's very happy to see me. By the way, Mom, I have a little something for you.
Uh, Mom, this is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, the loser, and this is a hat she made because she thinks she's a designer. She even signed it, look.
Hey losers, do you know who my mother is? She's Miss Style Queen: the most powerful woman in the world of fashion. This show is for her, okay? So, get lost!
No, no, I really don't, Style Queen. Uh, besides, don't you need an assistant?
Mom! Uh— Style Queen. If you want to find Gabriel Agreste, I know where he lives. You can take care of Ladybug later, she's worthless anyway.
You're not going to hurt my Adrikens, are you, Mom? Uh— Style Queen?
Psst! Ladybug! Hurry up! Adrikens is crumbling! [...] You better come up with something fast, my mother is going to see you!
Oh Mom, if you only knew what a great team we made. We fired a bunch of incompetents; it was awesome! We should really spend more time together.

Queen Wasp

I've never been to New York with you and you’re taking Marinette Dupain-Cheng!?
I'm exceptional, too!
I'll show you how exceptional I can be!
I am Chloé Bourgeois and from now on I'll be your new superhero, Queen Bee! We'll soon see if you think Dupain-Cheng is still more exceptional than moi!
There's nothing exciting going on in this city; no one to save! If you want it done right... you have to do it yourself!
Passengers, have no fear. Watch Queen Bee in action. You can thank me later.
Oh, Ladybug, you're too kind. This was teamwork. Oh, how amazing is this?! We're a team now!
Who cares [if I endangered them]? We saved them, didn't we?
Your reign is over, Ladybug and Cat Noir! I don't even care if you don't give me your Miraculous; my wasps will paralyze you and I'll simply take them myself.
A ladybug doesn't stand a chance against the queen of wasps!
So, who's exceptional now, then? Them… or me?
I was just having a bit of fun, Hawk Moth… before delivering the final sting!
Give me a second chance. Please!
Ladybug? Cat Noir?... I'm sorry.
Why don't you love me, Mom?
I don't have one single friend in school except for Sabrina, but she doesn't realize that I'm just using her. My favorite hobby is giving Jean-Eudes a hard time. [...] Who cares what his name is? Jean-thingy, put my luggage in there! No, not like that?! Take them out and stack them from smallest to the biggest!

Reverser

Of course I've got a project: a unique masterpiece that will revolutionize the art world. Nothing you commoners would have come up with.
What?! No! That's ridiculous! Utterly... ridiculous! You don't deserve my art anyway.

Malediktator

Ugh, you're all a bunch of losers!... Except you, Adrikins. None of you deserve to see the rest of my documentary.
You will pay for your insulting remarks, Dupain-Cheng!
[Marinette] got the whole class to gang up on me. They all have to pay!
What’s the use of this stupid sash you're wearing if you can’t actually use power?
What kind of daddy are you if you can’t even give me what I want?
Hey there, losers! I'm headed to New York with my mom. I'm leaving you all behind in your pathetic little school and your pathetic little city. Adieu!
Ugh! How would Ladybug get out of this ridiculous situation?
It's because of this super lame loser named Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She's this horrible girl in my class and she hates me.
Okay, it wasn't totally Marinette's fault. She is really mean to me sometimes, but actually, this time, Daddy got angry all by himself.
It— it was me. I hurt my daddy's feelings because I wanted to leave Paris forever.
Oh, it's not just [Marinette]— actually, I don't even care about her— it's because I have no reason to be here: nobody likes me; I have no friends. I'm… useless.
You're Ladybug, a superhero. You serve a purpose.
Oh! I'm so embarrassed. That film's ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. I realize that now.
I won't disappoint you this time, Ladybug.
I've always dreamed of doing this. With you.
Here I am, Daddy! I'm sorry I hurt your feelings the way I did. Stop all this nonsense at once.
Being a superhero isn't only about fixing messes.
But— Queen Bee is… me. You're— you're having a party… for me?
I wanna show you the diamond phone case Daddy gave me. Your daddy wouldn't be able to buy you one of these, would he?

Catalyst

Now that I'm a superhero myself, I'll be signing autographs for anyone who wants one.
It's okay. No need to panic. I know what I have to do.
What!? Ladybug sent over her second fiddle?
Oh! That magic word. Could you give me my Miraculous, Cat Noir? ...please. [...] PLEASE!
Why don't we fly in there and fight already?
Don't get too cocky, Hawk Moth! I'm gonna sting you where it hurts!

Mayura

You're going to wish you never wore that utterly ridiculous costume!
You can count on me, Ladybug.
It's Queen Bee to you, Fox!
You don't have to worry about me, Ladybug! I'll never let my emotions get the better of me!
That's Queen Wasp to you, cockroach!
Venom! I'll paralyze [Hawk Moth], then he'll be all yours, Ladybug.
There's no way I'm trying your homemade stuff! Too risky!

Miraculous: Tales from Paris

Inspiration

Of course, you couldn't afford to buy a designer dress like me. I'd show it to you, but I don't want you to drool all over it with envy.

Miraculous Adventures

Issue 2

Help! I've been swallowed by a too fresh piece of sushi!
veQuotes
Superheroes
Miraculous holders

Adrien Agreste/Cat NoirMarinette Dupain-Cheng/LadybugWang Fu

Reoccurring Miraculous holders

Chloé Bourgeois/Queen BeeAlya Césaire/Rena RougeLuka Couffaine/ViperionMax Kanté/PegasusNino Lahiffe/CarapaceLê Chiến Kim/King Monkey

Kwamis

NoorooPlaggPollenTikkiTrixxWayzz

Villains
Main villains

Gabriel Agreste/Hawk MothNathalie Sancoeur/Mayura

Other characters
Children/Teenagers

Marc AncielAurore BeauréalIvan BruelManon ChamackJuleka CouffaineMylène HaprèleAlix KubdelNathaniel KurtzbergRose LavillantOndineSabrina RaincomprixLila RossiKagami TsurugiWayhem

Adults

Vincent AzaThéo BarbotAndré BourgeoisAudrey BourgeoisCaline BustierButler JeanAlec CataldiNora CésaireNadja ChamackSabine ChengAnarka CouffaineMr. DamoclesGina DupainTom DupainSimon GrimaultJalil KubdelMs. MendeleievClara NightingalePhilippeRoger RaincomprixXavier RamierPenny RollingBob RothSanta ClausJagged StoneXY

Other

Markov

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