-somewhere in Ukraine in a forest chat noir is blabbing about how handsome he is-
Chat Noir: and that’s why I work out every day
Chat Noir: Milady what’s on your mind?
Ladybug: nothing keep talking *suspects someone is following them*
Chat Noir: ok so on my first day at school I met this really pretty girl that I instantly fell in love with and she was so nice but then I tried getting him off her seat and she thought I put it there so she hated me
Chat Noir: what’s wrong
Chat Noir: Milady tell me what’s happening
Ladybug: I said shush
Chat Noir: why you just til me to keep talking
Ladybug: I SAID SHUT UP
Chat Noir:0-0 ok ;-;
-listens and hears a leaves crinkling-
Ladybug: we have to go now!
~4 hours later~
Ladybug: thank god we are back
Chat Noir: I know how about we go to the bakery for some snacks I’m starving
Ladybug: I guess
-they walk into the bakery and it’s pitch black they here the door slam behind them-
Ladybug: it was a trap 0-0
Chat Noir: you don’t think I know that?
-ladybug spies a moth in the corner and hits chat noir and nods towards it-
Chat Noir: you don’t think?
Ladybug: I do but I am thinking something else too
-nods towards the peacock feather in front of their feet-
Chat: we are in trouble
Ladybug: no duh
- suddenly a bag goes over their heads and they start to fight blindly but still they fight but soon a hand comes in with a cloth that smells like chemicals and they both are knocked out within two minutes they both wake up tied together-
Hawkmoth: thanks kids we can now control the world with your miraculous!!
ladybug and chat: OH NO
- both are detransformed and don’t have their miraculous-
La paon: bye kiddos don’t move
Hawkmoth: oh wait you can’t!!!