Hawk Moth was on the side of his bed (if he even has one), thinking about what he should do with his very lonely life. “Let me take a look at my list of to dos”
-Yell At Adrien For No Reason
-Be Mad At Adrien For No Reason
-Make Up A Reason To Be Mad
-Yell At Natalie
-Tell Natalie To Do Something That I Should Do Myself
-Stare At Mrs.Agreste Picture
-Be Sad At Mrs.Agreste Picture
He realized that there wasn’t anything left for him to do. “Wow, I have a very sad life!” Hawk Moth also realized that he was Hawk Moth, OUTSIDE of his layer. “OOPSY WOOPSY!” Hawk Moth de-transformed and became the red pants wearing Mr Agreste. “I want to know how I like wearing these tight pants!” He looked down at his UGLY pants. “AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A FASHION PERSON!” He quickly ran down his stairs and went into his car. “QUICKLY! TO THE STORE!” The car drove down to the store (which was LITERALLY right next door.) at full speed. “OPEN MY DOORS!” The car opened all four doors. “Thanks!” He patted the car on the head. “NOW TO THE PANTS SECTION I GO!” Mr Agreste told himself. “TO THE PANTS SECTION HE GOES, TO THE PANTS SECTION HE GOES, HIGH HO THE DARIO, TO THE PANTS SECTION HE GOES!” A whole crowd of people said this, because they already knew that he had mental issues. Mr Agreste hums along doing a stupid march. When he got inside, he leaned up against the counter where the person at walmart tells you how much you have to pay, and he looked them straight in the eye and said, “HEY, YOU! WHERE IS THE PANTS SECTION?!?!?” The guys stared at him with a look of, “Uhh dude, you are just creeping me out right now.” But he didn’t say that, he said, “Umm, it’s the first isle you will see.” Mr Agreste quickly ran down (doing a stupid run) and looked at the pants that were there. “HEY DUDE! WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SUPER TIGHT RED UGLY PANTS?!?!??!” Mr Agreste ran up the to sales guy holding a pair of pants and shoved it in his face. “Umm, because your in the, ‘Super Tight Red Ugly Pants’ section” He told him, pushing the pants away from his face. “TO THE NON SUPER TIGHT RED UGLY PANTS SECTION I GO!” Mr Agreste ran back over to the Super Tight Red Ugly Pants section and put the pants back.
Back At The House………..
“Natalie, where’s dad?” Adrien asked Natalie. Natalie let out a sigh, “He’s going pants shopping” “He’s been gone for 6 hours though.” Adrien was confused. Natalie let out another sigh, “This is what normally happens.” Adrien still didn’t understand, but pretended that he did.
Back With Mr Agreste……..
“WHY ARE THESE SUPER TIGHT RED UGLY PANTS MR MAN?!” The salesman, obviously used to this question, this being the 6th hour and all, told him, “Because you’re STILL in the ‘Super TIght Red Ugly Pants’ section sir.” The salesman was busy on his phone, doing who knows what. A couple of hours go by, and Mr Agreste FINALLY found the pair of pants he wants. “ MR MAN! I FOUND EM I FOUND EM!” Mr Agreste was holding a pair of SUPER TIGHT RED UGLY pants, though these ones, had pockets. “TAKE THEM! THEY’RE FREE! JUST GET OUT OF MY STORE!!!” “THIS IS YOUR STORE?!” Mr Agreste was yelling in the man’s ear. “YES! THIS IS MY STORE! JUST GET OUT ALREADY!” Mr Agreste left and went to his car. “Well, that went well.”