1. "Hmmm I wonder who Ladybug could possibly be, because there are SO MANY PEOPLE AROUND WITH BLUE PIGTAILS"
2. "Hmmm, I'm a super famous model and all the girls love me... so what to do when I fall in love? ACT LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT - AN IDIOT WHO IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THE SHY GUY ALL THE GIRLS FALL FOR.... logically."
3. "It's so annoying how I always have to smell like cheese... can someone please like, invent deodorant? It's not like I can use, idk, THE PERFUMES THAT MY FACE ADVERTISES ALL OVER PARIS OR ANYTHING"