OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY!!!! Seriously you guy's I think I'm gonna pass out because of this one! Thomas Astruc, I love you so flippin' much right now! Okay, breath, breath!
*deep inhale* THERE IS AN ENTIRE EPISODE IN THE SECOND SEASON DEDICATED TO MARICHAT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I. AM. SO. FLIPPIN'. EXCITED. Okay. Ever since reading that spoiler I have to remind myself to breath!
What do you think is gonna happen? I cannot wait to find out! I wonder why Mari doesn't\can't transform? That could be when the balcony scene happens!!! WAIT. What. If. There's. FLUFF?!?! If that episode gets fluffy, I will. Not. Stop. Screaming.
Because seriously, if you think about it, Marichat is the only part of the love square that could get the other two (Ladynoir, Adrinette) to skipping already! (Ladrien has pretty much everything covered, so....).
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF???
In the list of season two episode names that was posted, there was an episode called If I Could.
What if that's the Marichat episode?! Seriously you guy's, what if while they're up on the balcony they somehow start talking about their crushes? Now I know this is kinda a long shot since you would practically have to rip the truth about her crush from Mari's cold, dead hands, but....It can't hurt to dream right? She'd keep his name anonymous of course. And Cat would probably start it anyway.
So then they start talking about how they're always trying to confess to their 'true loves' but just can't seem to tell them. How every time they try, something goes wrong or they mess up or get interrupted.
Then maybe Cat turns to Mari and asks her what she would say to her crush IF SHE COULD. And so, hesitantly at first, she begins to pour out everything she's ever wanted to tell Adrien. When she's done, she asks Cat what he's always wanted to tell his crush. And then Cat proceeds to pour out everything he's wanted to tell Ladybug almost since he first met her, IF HE COULD.
AND THEN I'M JUST GONNA SCREAM BECAUSE THEY ARE FINALLY CONFESSING THEIR FEELINGS TO EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON'T FLIPPIN' KNOW IT'S THEM AND AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH.
This show is gonna kill me one day, I know it. It's gonna be on my gravestone for gosh darn sake.