Alec Cataldi/Quotes

Stormy Weather
"So, let's welcome our fantastic finalists! To my right, Aurore Beauréal, and to my left, Mireille Caquet! Who will be the lucky winner? Vote now! Text 1 for Aurore and 2 for Mireille. And remember, standard text message grades apply." "Man, she crushed you, eh? Better luck next time! ...What's the big deal? You only lost by half a million votes!"

Simon Says
"Ha! A shy hypnotist! How funny is that, Gabriel?"

Kung Food
"Wow! I've heard so much about your legendary Celestial Soup, but today we'll actually get to taste it!" "Watch the spectacular demonstration of the famous thousand flying cakes! Oh ho! Our guests seem to have a few tricks up their sleeve, but how will they fare against the blinding stinging cheese bombs!" "Come over here and stand alongside your uncle, the World's Greatest Chef!"