Alya Césaire/Quotes

The Bubbler
"Uh, no you don't, girl, you've been stalling all morning. 'Now's the time." "Get back there! Don't be a pushover, literally!" "I'm sure Ladybug and Cat Noir will show up in a minute to save us all. They never failed us. Meanwhile, come with me, I've got something for you." "Aw, Marinette. You're amazing, girl. You know that, right? And some day Adrien will figure it out too. Promise."

Mr. Pigeon
"Uh, thanks Adrien, but I can’t take the credit. These sick designs belong to Marinette. Off the chain, right?" "Girl, you gotta get a grip next time. But did you hear? Adrien thinks you’re good enough to win!"

Stormy Weather
"Hey, I got a huge scoop for you. Guess who's on a photo shoot in the park!" "You're just a pushover, Marinette. I have to babysit my sisters all the time, which makes me an expert in dealing with angels." "I'm a mythical unicorn from the world of Rispa, disguised as a totally fabulous human girl. I grant magical wishes, but only to little monkeys who behave!" "Hah! You don't want me, I... uh... I think I'm having an allergic reaction to this apple. I know just the person you need! Hold that thought!"

Copycat
"Look, we all know improv's not your bag, so just stick to this script" "Okay, it's bad. But you are gonna have to tell [Adrien] one of these days, some way or another. Think of it this way: no more secrets!"

The Pharaoh
"Don't blink now, 'cause we are live from Paris. Yo peeps, Alya here, bringing you the one and only Ladyblog." "Freak out! What you got here is no ordinary book, it's a tenth grade history book. And I should know, 'cause I've got this very same book. Could our very own Ladybug be a high school student in real life? Whoa!" "You might think my theories about Ladybug are crazy, but you watch, girl. I'll prove you wrong." "Ladybug, this is Alya! I just found out I'm the sacrificial offering to the sun god! Please hurry!" "Seriously? Excuse you, but I make excellent sacrificing material!"

Lady Wifi
"Hey! I think I've just sniffed out who the real Ladybug is! Chloé." "[Chloé]'s no superhero, she's super-psycho!" "I'll expose the lies of anyone who covers up the truth! Sign me up!" "I'm Lady Wifi, revealer of the truth! For our first exposé, your principal would like to share a little tidbit with you." "For my next scoop, I'll be taking you to meet the girl who's been hiding behind the Ladybug mask! Stay connected!" "Oh, how romantic. Tomcat's come to save his love bug." "Wanna see my new smartphone? It puts my old phone to shame! Just look at these pics!"

Dark Cupid
"Since ancient times, the ladybug has been a symbol of love, guiding hearts on the path to devotion. It was on my blog this week. You read it, didn't you?" "I don't believe you! The girl didn't even sign it! I love you and all, but sometimes you seriously bug! You know that, right?"

Horrificator
"This is beat! Agent Smith does not need a man in her life right now! Sniffles just got munched right now, remember!"

Darkblade
"Chloé's running again! She's been class rep since when? Kindergarten?" "So, let's have a scoop on your campaign! How are you gonna represent?" "Good job, girl! Now there's a future class representative in the making."

The Mime
"Ah ha ha! Chillax, lady. If there's anyone on this earth who knows about your legendary clumsiness, it's me, your BFF!" "Screw-up or no screw-up, you know I love surprises!" "You don't know me, but FYI, this is like the biggest moment of my life."

Ladybug & Cat Noir (Origins - Part 1)
"You mean the way Majestia does it. She says all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing. Well, that girl over there is evil, and we are the good people. We can't let her get away with it." "Where there's a supervillain, there's always a superhero close behind! No way I'm missing this!" "What are you waiting for, super red bug? The world is watching you!" "Uncanny, amazing, spectacular! Are you gonna be protecting Paris from now on? How did you get your powers? Did you get stung by a radioactive Ladybug?"

Stoneheart (Origins - Part 2)
"You're scared, but don't be! I've seen it with my own two eyes, girl! Ladybug is a true super heroine! She's going to protect us all! I believe in her." "He's Daddy's boy, teen supermodel and Chloé's buddy? Forget it." "HEEEELP!!" "Next target: Ladybug, an exclusive interview!"