Nino Lahiffe/Quotes

The Bubbler
"Dude, seriously? Has your dad always been such a downer? You'd think he'd remember what it was like to be young and wanna party a little."

"Look, I know you don't want Adrien to have a party, but it's his birthday, dude—I mean, sir. It's all he wants."

"No more adults means total freedom! This is SOOO sweet! Off the hook!"

"Today is your lucky day, little dudes. The adults have taken the day off, so make the most of it. No chores, no homework, no more nagging, just fun, fun, fun, fun! This is the Bubbler's gift to you."

"Hey, hey, hey, birthday boy. Guess what? Daddy's gone. While the cat's away, the mice will play!"

"Know what, since you care so much about these adults, why don't you go float with them for a while?"

"What's wrong with all you guys?! Why you gotta be such haters?!"

"Wow, I guess anyone can change. Adults can be cool when you least expect it."

Lady Wifi
"Chloé? Seriously? She's too self-absorbed to think of anyone but herself, much less save the world. You are cray-cray, lady!"

"You need to have your head examined. If she's a superhero, then I'm the Wizard of Oz."

Horrificator
"You're playing a hero from the special forces. You're not supposed to get all freaked out!"

"Dudes, you know cellphones never work in horror movies."

"Don't mind me, finding the missing piece of solving this crazy mystery with Cat Noir and Ladybug... This movie's gonna be so swank!"

"We didn't make the cut! He said the monster was a horrible replica, completely unbelievable! No joke!"

Darkblade
"And it'd be primo if we could listen to our beats while we study in the library."

"Hurry! I hope they haven't got too medieval on Cat Noir!"

Stoneheart (Origins - Part 2)
"You're friends with Chloé now, huh?"

"I'm Nino, and it's time for you to make some new friends, dude."

"Dude, you wanna make friends, right? Well, go talk to Marinette. You know, about the chewing gum."

Animan
"You know I'm no good with the ladies, especially this one out of a sudden. I mean, dude, do I go up to her and crack her a joke? Shoot her a compliment? Invite her to the zoo? Play it serious?"

"What if I act like a moronosaurus, so she disses me and thinks I'm lame or–?"

"Whoa, what did you mean alone with Marinette? Oh no, dude. You're coming with me. You can't leave me alone by myself. Uh-ah."

"Alya tells me you've been crushing on some dude."

Simon Says
"You sure your old man isn't some robot or something?"

"Dude! I've seen stadiums tinier than your room!"

"Oh, I've got this one in the bag. I'm gonna pick two buds I know won't let me down: Ladybug and Cat Noir!"

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Reflekta
"Yo! Cat Noir is gonna save us!"

Volpina
"Lila knows all of the Hollywood directors. She promised she'd mention me to Steven Basielberg himself!"

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